31 funny anti Valentine's Day quotes perfect for Insta captions

The only people more aware than couples that it’s Valentine’s Day are those who dislike everything about it. Even if you’re in a relationship, the expectations and hassle attached to it are too much. So fight back against the romance with these funny anti Valentine’s Day quotes. Use them as captions on Insta or other socials to show everyone else that you don’t care, or that you’re single and proud.

The days of being a Bridget Jones and moping that you’re single and without a Valentine’s Day card is over. Sure, we’ve helped reclaim the day through Galentine’s Day on February 13, but that’s just not enough. Cut through the lovey-dovey social media posts, engagements, and more by making your position on the day known; you’re anti Valentine’s Day and proud.

We’ll begin with a bit of an alcohol theme because we all know there’s no greater love than that.

• Forget red and pink, rosé is my favorite color.
• Who needs flowers and a card when you’ve got wine?
• V is for Valentine’s…and vodka.
• Tequila is my Valentine.
• Be mine? More like wine.

And well all know what goes well with that, candy, chocolate, and cake!

• Just waiting for the discounted candy tomorrow…
• Boys, whatever. Cake? Forever.
• What does a boyfriend do that a bunch of chocolates can’t?
• Bye, bye, love. Hello, candy.
• Nobody can love me as much as I love food.

Or, you could just be petty. There’s no reason for a smart caption when you can really convey your feelings.

• No, I won’t be your Valentine.
• Cupid rhymes with stupid.
• I’m not yours. You’re not mine. Be my anti Valentine?
• Sure, because there’s no better way to show love then through capitalist consumerism.
• Love stinks.

Upload a picture with any of the following and everyone will know your anti Valentine’s Instagram caption has hit the nail on the head.

• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
• Valentine Schmalentine.
• Property of no one.
• Love disappoints. (Pet/food/drink) don’t.
• Single and don’t want to mingle
• Self-love is the most important.
• Happy Singles Awareness Day!
• L is for Liquor.
• I can buy myself flowers.
• Love is in the air…try not to breathe.
• Today, I enjoyed a long romantic walk to the fridge.
• I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
• All of me…loves all of me.
• This is a cupid-free zone
• I don’t need a Valentine, I need a nap.
• I’m single because I was born that way.
• I’m not hungry for love, I’m hungry for food.

Now, you’re more than prepared with enough anti Valentine’s captions to keep you going for years! Maybe you’ll come to love the day, or maybe you’ll come to roll your eyes even more at it. Relationship or not, Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples to share their thoughts on love!

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