MAFS 2021: Sam says Coco is ‘not my type...far from it’ after the couple get hitched on Married at First Sight

The second episode of Married at First Sight promised to be a cracker — for better or for worse — after Coco made quite the impression on viewers in the season’s premiere last night.

But just when we thought we’d feel sorry for the groom that got matched up with Coco, MAFS pulls Sam out of the Instagram algorithm.

My impression of the 32-year-old Victorian has nothing to do with his Slim Shady hair, unless the bleach has seeped through his scalp and into his brain and made him spit out misogynistic one-liners.

While he took a step forward with his adoration of his cute dog, Willow, he took 15 steps back after listing off the all-important qualities he looks for in a woman ahead of his wedding.

“If I had a shopping list for my dream girl, she would be; athletic, driven, someone who can bring me a bit of banter, fun and funny, obviously attractive. She’s got to have... decent boobs, yeah.”

“Am I a bit picky? Yeah I am, but it’s picky for the right reasons,” he said. Apparently the ‘right reasons’ relates to the bra size of a potential partner. Charming.

Anyway, to the nuptials.

Pilates instructor Coco jokes that she “should have just written out WAP” for her vows, referencing Cardi B’s sexually-explicit hit — which would have made great TV, just quietly.

But while she didn’t call herself a ‘certified freak, seven days a week’, it wasn’t far off the impression she made on her construction worker groom.

“My new bride is.... You know, like she’s not, do you want me to be brutally honest?,” he asks the producer.

The producers probably licked their lips at this and prompt Sam to get brutal with a “yes”.

“Well I don’t want to look like an a**hole, I’ve just met her, she might be a really lovely person but she’s definitely f***king extra and out there,” he says. “She’s not my cup of tea”.

“She’s not my type... far from it. That’s being brutally honest.”

Hopefully her “Kanye to my Kim” wish wasn’t a sign of where this marriage is headed, but a divorce might not be so bad for Coco.